Cocoa belly butter......
I feel like Nacho when he was deceived about the eagle eggs......"Those eggs were a lie Stephen! A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!!"
I found my first official 3 stretch marks today. Even though I have been using belly butter religiously. And my lovely little What To Expect book candidly says that even though I think I've already exceeded my stretching capacity I still have 11 more weeks of growing to do. How kind, right? Ah well, I guess I knew the disfiguring dangers going into this.......
Thank heavens I have fewer days ahead than I do behind. Could you imagine being an elephant? They gotta be pregnant for TWO YEARS!
I would hate to be prego for two years. I'm going to have a hard time making it 9 months...
ReplyDeleteToo bad stretch marks are genetic. If your mom got them, you probably will too. But don't worry -- I think I got enough stretch marks for the entire family. You should be good with your three. :)
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